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'As you know, the question was 'Greatest National Disaster'? Well, the date he gave is our anniversary date.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Tic-tac-toe

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'