Board Game Genius Gifts

'As you know, the question was 'Greatest National Disaster'? Well, the date he gave is our anniversary date.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

Sweep the board.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Board Game Hunter

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

scrabble love

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Tic-tac-toe

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."