Board Game Savant Gifts

Chess With Gorilla

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bullseye!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Decision Making Block

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I say we try it.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Game Addiction

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Always bought low.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'