Board Game Savant Mugs

Chess With Gorilla

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Decision Making Block

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'I say we try it.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

Game Addiction

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Always bought low.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Good duck, bad duck.

"Inform marketing that there will be absolutely no tweaking of this sales strategy until further notice."