Board Game Geeks Gifts

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Tic-tac-toe

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Checkmate!'

Perfection

Monogamy

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

The Big Game Park

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Let the Summer Games Begin!