Presentation Virtuoso Gifts

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Poetry repairman

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"5...4...3...2..."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Writer

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Bring It On!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Remote work

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Leonard Cohen

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"