
"I see you went to my safety school."
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"I see you went to my safety school."
"I take it we didn't give you enough time to prepare for this interview."
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'
'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'
"It's a play on words."
Ninedency: A budding tendency
His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."
"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"
"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"
'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'
Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!
Wordplay: Nonstarter.
'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'
"5...4...3...2..."
"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."
I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!
"It's my conscience... It's all achy"
'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'
Busking during a pandemic
Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.
Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'
"Of course, that's only a first draft."
'I'm a voice over artist.'
"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"
'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'
'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'
Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything
When English majors become waiters.
'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'
Remote work
'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'
'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'
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