Critiquing Virtuoso Gifts

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Thesaurus Company

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Piano Prompt

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Leonard Cohen

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Hacksaw Violin.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Barbara Streisand

The Cello Victims

Franz Schubert

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Cello Composer

Piano Bar

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Recording Studio