String Virtuoso Gifts

Cello Composer

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

Violinist

The Cello Victims

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Coleridge'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Writer

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Poetry repairman

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Piano Prompt

Music Freak.

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"