Voice Virtuoso Gifts

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Tell me about your mother again. This time, in a slow, sultry falsetto."

"The congregation wants you to know we think you have a very nice speaking voice..."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Walt's Computer & Electronics - Special 3 Hour Class: 'How not to babble while voice recording only $20.'

"Great! You're hired."

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

Expressivo: to perform in an expressive manner.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Thesaurus Company

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Bookworm group

Music Freak.

Piano Prompt

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

The Cello Victims

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Recording Studio

Piano Bar

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."