Voice Virtuoso Gifts

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Tell me about your mother again. This time, in a slow, sultry falsetto."

"The congregation wants you to know we think you have a very nice speaking voice..."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Wait Here. Employment Office. My belief that if you can't say something nice about a person you shouldn't say anything at all spelled doom for my career as a radio talk show host.

Walt's Computer & Electronics - Special 3 Hour Class: 'How not to babble while voice recording only $20.'

Leonard Cohen

"Great! You're hired."

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

Expressivo: to perform in an expressive manner.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Thesaurus Company

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Bookworm group

Music Freak.

Piano Prompt

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Barbara Streisand