Vocal Virtuoso Gifts

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

Barbara Streisand

Opera singer turns up the volume.

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I thought so Simkins - you're just yawning!"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Santa's Naughty & Nice List

Luciano Pavarotti.

Recording Studio

Liza Minelli.

Every time that soprano next door hits a high note, something breaks! She's a real treble maker!

American Idol auditions hit a legal snag.

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Sarah Vaughan

Choir Games

Amateur singers

Animation Studio. The actors do vocal warm-up exercises before recording their lines while watching the scene. Loose lips sync clips!

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Thesaurus Company

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?