Vocal Virtuoso Prints

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"With this medication, you may find your voice getting richer and more powerful, but don't worry. It's just a placido effect."

Opera singer turns up the volume.

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I thought so Simkins - you're just yawning!"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Santa's Naughty & Nice List

Recording Studio

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Choir Games

Amateur singers

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Thesaurus Company

"Whine and cheezed party."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'