Musical Virtuoso Gifts

Hammering Away

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

Girl with cello

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Viola player coming through!"

Ginger Baker.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

Piano Prompt

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Trying cellos, too big!

Hacksaw Violin.

What your guitar says about you.

Lord of the Strings.

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

Franz Schubert

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Piano Bar