Musical Virtuoso Gifts

Hammering Away

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

Girl with cello

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Viola player coming through!"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

Piano Prompt

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

Air Sitar.

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Franz Schubert

Piano Bar

Recording Studio

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Bela Bartok.

"Whoa! That dude is awesome!"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.