Guitar Virtuoso Gifts

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Ginger Baker.

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

What your guitar says about you.

Trying cellos, too big!

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

Music Freak.

Piano Prompt

Lord of the Strings.

Barbara Streisand

The Cello Victims

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Cello Composer

Piano Bar

Franz Schubert

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Recording Studio

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Bela Bartok.

George Gershwin

A cat composer

Sarah Vaughan