Instrumental Virtuoso Gifts

Royal Philharmonic tribute band

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

Ginger Baker.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

The band.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

No Instruments Please

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Hacksaw Violin.

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

Piano Prompt

Lord of the Strings.

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

Piano Bar

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

I love Clarinet

Recording Studio

Franz Schubert

Jaco Pastorius.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Melba Liston

Mozart Clarinet