Vibrant Virtuoso Gifts

What your guitar says about you.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

I'm color blind, please help.

Trying cellos, too big!

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Air Sitar.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

Getting ready for spring

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Tom Waits.

The Conductor

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'