Vibrant Virtuoso Gifts

What your guitar says about you.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

I'm color blind, please help.

Trying cellos, too big!

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Leonard Cohen

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Air Sitar.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Barbara Streisand

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

Getting ready for spring

Sarah Vaughan

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

Tom Waits.

The Conductor

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.