Young Virtuoso Gifts

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Trying cellos, too big!

Double Bass

Baby Playing Violin

Grade 2 Cellist

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Violin Player

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

What your guitar says about you.

Hacksaw Violin.

Leonard Cohen

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

Recording Studio

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

The Conductor