Young Virtuoso T-Shirts

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Trying cellos, too big!

Double Bass

Grade 2 Cellist

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Baby Playing Violin

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Air Sitar.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.