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'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Violin Player

Baby Piano

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Baby Playing Violin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Piano Prompt

Trying cellos, too big!

Hacksaw Violin.

What your guitar says about you.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Air Sitar.

Franz Schubert

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Piano Bar

Recording Studio

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."