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"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

Motivation ( music vs money )

Baby Playing Violin

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Double Bass

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Writer

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Poetry repairman

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

Trying cellos, too big!

Music Freak.

Dante Alighieri