Future Virtuoso Gifts

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

Baby Piano

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

Piano Prompt

Hacksaw Violin.

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

Franz Schubert

Piano Bar

Recording Studio

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"