Student Virtuoso Gifts

I love Music.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"How was work?"

Inout baskets.

Baby Playing Violin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Hacksaw Violin.

Trying cellos, too big!

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'