Student Virtuoso Gifts

I love Music.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Inout baskets.

"How was work?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Baby Playing Violin

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Trying cellos, too big!

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Hacksaw Violin.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'