Imaginative Student Gifts

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

No wishing

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'