Vows Virtuoso T-Shirts

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

Thesaurus Company

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Violin Player

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Trappist talk show.

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Trying cellos, too big!

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Hacksaw Violin.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Recording Studio