Voiceover Virtuosos Gifts

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Could you do it again. . . ? This time with more histrionic caterwauling. . . !"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Leonard Cohen

Barbara Streisand

Morgan Freeman

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Sarah Vaughan

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

Choir Games

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'