Voiceover Artist Gifts

I'm a voiceover artist.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Joanna Lumley.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Morgan Freeman

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

James Earl Jones

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Ernest Borgnine

Virtual Magic Tricks

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Natalie Merchant

Ron Perlman

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."