Voiceover Enthusiasts Gifts

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Joanna Lumley.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Cow can

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'I've lost my voice...'

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'