Critiquing Virtuoso Prints

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Thesaurus Company

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Bookworm group

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Hacksaw Violin.

Piano Prompt

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Piano Bar

Cello Composer

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

The Cello Victims

Franz Schubert

Recording Studio

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.