Volunteer Virtuoso Gifts

"And this dance represents our latest volunteer recruitment drive..." "I never thought I'd miss Powerpoint."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist!'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Office of quality assurance"

"5...4...3...2..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Busking during a pandemic

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

Remote work

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Recording Studio

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'