Video Virtuosos Gifts

'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Busking during a pandemic

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"5...4...3...2..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Alexander Pope

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Remote work

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Recording Studio

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"