Virtual Virtuosos Gifts

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"5...4...3...2..."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Lockdown Brain

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Alexander Pope

Remote work

Leonard Cohen

Lord of the Strings.

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Barbara Streisand

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Dame Edna Sitwell

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"I only do skype meetings these days."

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."