Camera Virtuoso Mugs

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"5...4...3...2..."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Busking during a pandemic

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Remote work

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Barking From Home

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."