Vibration Virtuoso Pillows

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

"Dude, I really feel things shakin' today! Or is that just my phone vibrating?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Ginger Baker.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Writer

Poetry repairman

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Leonard Cohen

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.