Vibration Virtuoso Prints

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

"Dude, I really feel things shakin' today! Or is that just my phone vibrating?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Writer

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Poetry repairman

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

What your guitar says about you.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.