Velocity Virtuoso Prints

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Writer

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Poetry repairman

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Alexander Pope

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Turn down the bass."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Music Freak.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Dante Alighieri