Velo Virtuoso Prints

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Poetry repairman

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Writer

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Wino Appreciation Group

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"House red, sir?"

"Turn down the bass."