Velo Virtuoso Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a true cycling enthusiast? Our collection for velo virtuosos features witty and heartfelt designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they’re conquering mountain trails or racing through city streets, these items celebrate their love for biking with humor and style. Brighten their day with something that fuels their passion and keeps their spirit in motion.

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Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?' mockup

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

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Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.' mockup

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work." mockup

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?' mockup

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

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'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.' mockup

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

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'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?' mockup

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

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Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless. mockup

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album." mockup

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

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My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime! mockup

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

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“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!” mockup

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

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"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato." mockup

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

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House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog. mockup

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

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'Coleridge'

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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Poetry repairman

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Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

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Writer

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I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes! mockup

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

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'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.' mockup

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

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Beatlemania: Open 24/8

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'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!' mockup

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

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Wino Appreciation Group

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"It's my conscience... It's all achy" mockup

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

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'This is all without rhyme or reason.' mockup

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

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'I'm a voice over artist.'

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"Of course, that's only a first draft." mockup

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

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"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members." mockup

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

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"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?" mockup

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

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'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!' mockup

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

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"House red, sir?"

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"Turn down the bass."

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Velo Virtuoso Gifts Collection

Velo Virtuoso Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for velo virtuosos. Find the perfect witty or inspiring gift to fuel their cycling adventures.

Velo Virtuoso Pillows

Check out our cycling-themed pillows, ideal for any velo virtuoso’s living space. Add comfort and humor to their post-ride relaxation time.

Velo Virtuoso Prints

Browse our selection of cycling-inspired prints. Perfect for decorating a cyclist’s home or gym, these artworks celebrate their love for the sport with style.

Velo Virtuoso T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts for cycling enthusiasts. Show off their passion for biking with clever, stylish designs that’re great for any cyclist’s wardrobe.