Valve Virtuoso Prints

Plumber plugging a hole and trying to reach a valve.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Poetry repairman

Writer

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Turn down the bass."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'