Valve Virtuoso T-Shirts

Plumber plugging a hole and trying to reach a valve.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Poetry repairman

Writer

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Leonard Cohen

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.