Velocity Virtuoso T-Shirts

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Writer

Poetry repairman

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Alexander Pope

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."