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Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The Fast Lane.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Hacksaw Violin.

What your guitar says about you.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

Pole Jumping Collision

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"Of course I didn't buy it to appreciate it --I bought it for it to appreciate."

Royal Philharmonic tribute band

Gymnast.

junk bought - antiques sold.

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'