Virtuoso Of Velocity T-Shirts

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The Fast Lane.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

What your guitar says about you.

Hacksaw Violin.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Pole Jumping Collision

Gymnast.

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"Of course I didn't buy it to appreciate it --I bought it for it to appreciate."

Royal Philharmonic tribute band

junk bought - antiques sold.

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'