Venting Virtuoso T-Shirts

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'Unbelievable money maker.'

Honest Vending

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Trying cellos, too big!

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Leonard Cohen

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Barbara Streisand

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

Vendo Tree.