Venting Virtuoso Pillows

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'Unbelievable money maker.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Honest Vending

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

What your guitar says about you.

Trying cellos, too big!

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.