Victorian Virtuoso Pillows

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Poetry repairman

Writer

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Music Freak.

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'