Victorian Virtuoso Gifts

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Poetry repairman

Writer

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Trying cellos, too big!

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Music Freak.

Leonard Cohen

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Dante Alighieri