Singing Virtuoso Pillows

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Trying cellos, too big!

Hacksaw Violin.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

Leonard Cohen

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Recording Studio

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

The Conductor

Sarah Vaughan

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.