Singing Virtuoso Pillows

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

Trying cellos, too big!

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Air Sitar.

Recording Studio

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

The Conductor

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.