Venting Aficionado Pillows

Venting Machines

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Man...You age great!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

You had me at vintage.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Beware of Don"

"Whine and cheezed party."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Plasma Ball

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dip Pen

It's an experiment.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Plasma Ball

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"