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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

You had me at vintage.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Man...You age great!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Beware of Don"

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dip Pen

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Plasma Ball

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'And this is scraps.'