Vehicular Virtuoso T-Shirts

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

Thatched roof car.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"He only made first four installments."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Exercise Car.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"You still working on your car?"

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'