Vintage Vehicle Virtuoso T-Shirts

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Run from the hills!

Poetry repairman

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Writer

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'